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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

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How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods?

Pretty good

Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

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What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

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Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

Because she was touched by Jesus.

What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.

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How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

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Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?

He had no body to go with!

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What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

Gingerbread

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

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Why was the young strawberry upset?

Cause his mom was in a jam.

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.