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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

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Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -

Why do you never find elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it.

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What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!

Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.