What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

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Where would you find more Leifs than in a forest?

Valhalla.

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

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Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

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Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

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How do al-Qaeda like their toast?

Bean-laden

What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

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Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."