What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

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Start from scratch!

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It became a daddy short legs!

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When Jesus cleared the temple.

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He can only stick to himself.

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It's too common

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What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

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What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

Why was the little strawberry sad?

Her mommy was in a jam.