What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

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What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

The captain's log.

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

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What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

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What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

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What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

Gingerbread

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

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Why didn't the skeleton go for the Halloween party?

He had "No body " to go with.

When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

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How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

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Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

What's the worst kind of jam?

A traffic jam!