You can make soldiers out of toast!
Blue Sonnet
Space Jam.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast
Door jamb.
Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat
Marma'lady
Crumfortably Numb!
Miracle whip.
Bean-laden
On the dark side.
This is my body, I'm nice with jam.
Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."
Toast is brown on both sides.
Because people kept toasting him!
Crusty
Gingerbread
They say the business is toast.
Space Jam
Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.
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He has to Breddit
Neckbeard!
Eau myyyyyyyy....
He French-kissed a power outlet
Because it involves changing sides halfway through.
ME: I'm not wearing a costume
Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.
To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.
At whine o'clock.
Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
