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What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

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Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

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What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

How do al-Qaeda like their toast?

Bean-laden

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How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat