What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

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Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?

In the croakroom!

What should you do if your walls get cold?

Put on another coat.

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

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How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What is it called when the Queen farts?

A noble gas!