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What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

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Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

What do you get if you put morphine on your toast?

Crumfortably Numb!

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you