What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

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Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.