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What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

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Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.