What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

Previous Random Joke Next

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.