What is it called when the Queen farts?

A noble gas!

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What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Why doesn't the queen's farts smell?

Because it's a noble gas.

What are the loneliest elements?

The noble gases, because they can't form bonds

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Why doesn't the queen's farts smell?

Because it's a noble gas.

What is it called when the Queen farts?

A noble gas!