How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

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War Jokes More War Jokes

Who took care of German army dogs after the war?

Veteran Aryans

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations?

They both tend to shoot up schools.

Tacos Jokes More Tacos Jokes

What's a Mexican's favorite breakfast cereal?

Tacos.

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo