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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

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War Jokes More War Jokes

What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

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What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

Tacos Jokes More Tacos Jokes

What's a Mexican's favorite breakfast cereal?

Tacos.

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.