How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

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Which war was the hungriest?

Viet-nom.

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

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A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

Tacos Jokes More Tacos Jokes

What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

What do you call a girl shell?

A she shell.

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

Whos the funniest Disney princess?

RaPUNzel *sits there laughing to self*...so lonely..