How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

What do you call baby ents that are going to war?

The infantree.

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

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How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.

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How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)