How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

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Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.

What's the worst thing about ancient history class?

The teachers tend to Babylon.

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How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why don't we have both

What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

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What do you call a greedy crab?

Shell fish......

Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

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Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)