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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

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War Jokes More War Jokes

Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

What do dyslexic soldiers get after war?

PDTS

Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

Tacos Jokes More Tacos Jokes

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo