They tend to be shells of their former selves
A she shell.
Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.
Dead.
Shell fish......
Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.
He went to the Shell station.
A crustacean
I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.
A pocket full of shells.
Because they never get out of their shell
Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.
Because he was self-CONCH-ious.
Shell.
Play hide and shell.
They use snail Polish.
Accidentally hit submit before you
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'Where is the bar tended?'
Because at any moment they could bleet out
Bat you'll never guess!
Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.
She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.
They don't find them Hume-erous.
Because they are humerus
Because she'd just "let it go".
6-year-old: Because I always win.
He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.
She grew out of her B - shells!
The police made him bring it back again.
To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.