They tend to be shells of their former selves
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A she shell.
Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.
Dead.
Shell fish......
Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.
He went to the Shell station.
A crustacean
I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.
A pocket full of shells.
Because they never get out of their shell
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They ordered ziti instead of shells.
Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.
Because he was self-CONCH-ious.
Shell.
Shut up son, and give me another shell.
Play hide and shell.
They use snail polish.
People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.
He doesn't like to be spotted
An account-ant.
Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful
They keep getting lost at sea.
Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea
She grew out of her b-shells.
Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)
Nothing, it just waved.
Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish
Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.
Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.
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You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.
Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!
