Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

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Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

What did you win?

Atrophy

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Why didn't the Avatar want to fight the Fire Nation?

Because they gave him Aang-xiety

What do you call a fight between two dairy products?

A fromage fray.

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Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

Why did your sister keep running around her bed?

Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

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Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go".

Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.