The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.
It was a bird of pray
Because they always fly over everyone's head.
Because he wasn't
Only place they can get love
When a woman rejects feminism.
There's no accounting for taste.
Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
I'm at wick's end.
They trod on his corn.
He got hurt from harmful rays
New Jersey got to choose first
So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.