Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What goes zzub-zzub?

A bee flying backwards

What is big hairy and can fly faster than sound?

King Koncord.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

How do you make a candle really happy...?

Blow it out, it'll be delighted

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.