Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's green, has a cape, and flies?

Super Pickle!

What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do sheep love Star Wars Episode V?

Because Dey-go-bah.

Why did the SpaceX rocket explode?

Because I don't love you anymore.

Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

Why did the girl reject iron oxide?

Because it was FeO

Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What caveman say when he get hurt?

Meow.

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

Me-OW!

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

What is my girlfriend's favorite meal?

A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."