Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

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What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

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Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

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What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

Why was everyone mad after the annual animal race?

Because the winner was a cheetah

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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.