Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

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What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

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Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

Because nobody made sandwiches

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

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Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

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Too many cheetahs.

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Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.