Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

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Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.