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Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

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Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

Whatever happened to Robot Jones?

He got cancelled.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

Because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.