Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

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Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

Whatever happened to Robot Jones?

He got cancelled.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

What's the most disloyal animal to it's mate?

A cheetah.

Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why are gorillas so noisy?

They were raised in a zoo!

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu