28+ Funny Zoo Jokes - Curious Supply

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!!

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

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