What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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Because lions only understand.rars

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Winterfell and it can't get up.

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Because he played with fire before it was cool.

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First it goes ping then it goes pong.

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Michael Bae

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

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I'm walkin' here!

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A Shar-Pei

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At the bottom.

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He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Because she'd never be able to learn the language

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.