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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

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What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

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Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg

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Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

What did one ape say to the the other ape?

What did one ape say to the other ape.

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What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

A Shar-Pei

Why are you Late Today?

Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

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Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Cagey Jokes More Cagey Jokes

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.