What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room..

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What kind of poker do stoner cows play?

High Steaks

What do naked fish play with?

Bare-a-cudas!

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Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

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Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

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Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :((Me: Rules are rules.

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Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

How much for the supermodel?

Winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

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Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs