Cagey Jokes

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

Hollywood Jokes More Hollywood Jokes

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Why does Hollywood loveee to hire British Actors?

Cheap labor.

Guantanamo Bay Jokes More Guantanamo Bay Jokes

How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

Cia Jokes More Cia Jokes

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!!

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

Why are refugees bad at math?

They refuse to integrate.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What to you call a Russian flea?

A Moscow-ito!

What's a russian's favorite golf club?

A putin wedge.