Cagey Jokes

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

Appear Jokes More Appear Jokes

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

Hollywood Jokes More Hollywood Jokes

Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; Avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver"

Which director is Hollywood's darling?

Michael Bae

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Torture Jokes More Torture Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you call the feeling of being a tortured insect?

Antagony