Cagey Jokes

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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Torture Jokes More Torture Jokes

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

Hollywood Jokes More Hollywood Jokes

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

How Do they say "F**k You" in Hollywood?

Trust Me...

Appear Jokes More Appear Jokes

When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play

What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

A Shar-Pei

Why do you when you sign to a Dating site?

More bang for your buck!!!! (Wow, that was bad)

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

Cia Jokes More Cia Jokes

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung