Cagey Jokes

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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How are babies different from feminists?

Babies grow up and stop crying

Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes?

Sir Francis Brake!

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How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

Appear Jokes More Appear Jokes

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

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Hollywood Jokes More Hollywood Jokes

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)