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Cagey Jokes

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

Torture Jokes More Torture Jokes

What do you call the feeling of being a tortured insect?

Antagony

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

Guantanamo Bay Jokes More Guantanamo Bay Jokes

How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

Cia Jokes More Cia Jokes

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!