Hollywood Jokes

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

Pilot season

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

Sigourney "Weaver"

Stop playing it cagey!

Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

This needs to happen.

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

Sigourney "Weaver"

Because they gave him Aang-xiety

Because it was charged with battery.

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

It's always 7% off.

They make up everything.

Count Spatula

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"

Stop crying and viper your nose.

STOP RESISTING!!!

Sigourney "Weaver"

Hollywood Jokes

Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

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What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Which director is Hollywood's darling?

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; Avatar &amp; chappie are "woven" together?

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

How Do they say "F**k You" in Hollywood?

Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

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