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Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

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What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

Which director is Hollywood's darling?

Michael Bae

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; Avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver"

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

How Do they say "F**k You" in Hollywood?

Trust Me...

Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg

Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

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How do you project confidence?

Multiply by the cosine of the angle.

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!

Ghostbuster Jokes More Ghostbuster Jokes

What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

Contract Jokes More Contract Jokes

What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime?

They were in ca.

Director Jokes More Director Jokes

How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more guys I promise.

Which director is Hollywood's darling?

Michael Bae

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project?

Krautsourcing

How do you hire an elephant?

Stand it on four bricks!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

Avatar Jokes More Avatar Jokes

Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; Avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver"

Why didn't the Avatar want to fight the Fire Nation?

Because they gave him Aang-xiety