Hollywood Jokes

Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

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Which director is Hollywood's darling?

Michael Bae

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; Avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver"

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

How Do they say "F**k You" in Hollywood?

Trust Me...

Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg

Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

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Which director is Hollywood's darling?

Michael Bae

How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more guys I promise.

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What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon.... And Jon Hamm.

Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

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Cagey Jokes More Cagey Jokes

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why did no one trust the dermatologist?

He kept making rash decisions.

Why should you never trust atoms?

They make up everything.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.