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What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

Burst Jokes More Burst Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?

Mack-u-la!

Ginger Girl Jokes More Ginger Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

Sunlight Jokes More Sunlight Jokes

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.