One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.
Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!
One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.
One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears
Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.
You're getting on my wick.
When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.
Frostbite.
Dracular degeneration.
Gingers
