What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

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What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

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What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.

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What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

Sunlight Jokes More Sunlight Jokes

Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

What's orange and white and stops at sunlight?

Gingers