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What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

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What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

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What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?

A fire engine.

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

Ginger Girl Jokes More Ginger Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

Sunlight Jokes More Sunlight Jokes

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

Why is Robert Pattison so pale?

There's no sunlight in the closet.