What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

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Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?

A fire engine.

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

What does a proofreader have in common with a vampire?

They search for type-os

Ginger Girl Jokes More Ginger Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

Sunlight Jokes More Sunlight Jokes

Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.