Flame Jokes

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?

A fire engine.

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One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

What do you call a young plastic covered sheep?

Laminated

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What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

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What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

From jumpin' outta palm trees, duh

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!