Flame Jokes

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?

A fire engine.

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What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

What did the black student get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

Flame Duck Jokes More Flame Duck Jokes

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Flat Foot Jokes More Flat Foot Jokes

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

From jumpin' outta palm trees, duh