You're getting on my wick.
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One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.
They both went up in flames.
When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.
So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.
He got turd degree burns.
I've been flamed!
To stamp out flaming ducks.
A fire engine.
You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.
About a wick!
I'm wringing wet.
When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.
Because someone threw a fridge at her....
Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.
He lifts your spirits.
Perky.
Shhhhhhh.
I'm stoked!
Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.
He was a cereal defenestrator.
Milk and quackers.
Duck!!!
