Flame Jokes

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?

A fire engine.

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How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.

What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A firequaker!

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Date App Jokes More Date App Jokes

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

What do you call a dating app for neckbeards?

Tipper.