Why do elephants have flat feet?

From jumpin' outta palm trees, duh

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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

From jumpin' outta palm trees, duh