Why do elephants have flat feet?

From jumpin' outta palm trees, duh

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What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

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Why do elephants have flat feet?

From jumpin' outta palm trees, duh

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.