Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

What did the elephant say to the famous detective?

It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock!

Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Flat Foot Jokes More Flat Foot Jokes

Why do elephants have flat feet?

From jumpin' outta palm trees, duh

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Flame Duck Jokes More Flame Duck Jokes

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.