Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

How do you make a cat woof?

Soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

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How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

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How do heavy metal bands surf the web?

On the Din-ternet.

How did Spider-Man reach the inner city kids?

He web-slang

Flat Foot Jokes More Flat Foot Jokes

Why do elephants have flat feet?

From jumpin' outta palm trees, duh

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Stomp Jokes More Stomp Jokes

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.