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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou

Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

Flat Foot Jokes More Flat Foot Jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

From jumpin' outta palm trees, duh

Flame Duck Jokes More Flame Duck Jokes

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.