Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!

What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do elephants talk to each other?

By 'elephone!

Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Flat Foot Jokes More Flat Foot Jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Flame Duck Jokes More Flame Duck Jokes

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.