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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did they fire Victoria?

Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down?

Pluck a duck.

What did the duck say after it split the atom?

Quark! Quark!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

Flat Foot Jokes More Flat Foot Jokes

Why do elephants have flat feet?

From jumpin' outta palm trees, duh

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Flame Duck Jokes More Flame Duck Jokes

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.