So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.
You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!
For bringing home the bacon.
A firequacker
A firequaker!
When there are two of them.
Watch elevision!
A fire engine.
When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.
Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
When there's a stamp on it.
From jumpin' outta palm trees, duh
To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.
To stamp out flaming ducks.