Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

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What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

What did he say?

Me: "You're fired".

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What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

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Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

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What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?

A fire engine.

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Flat Foot Jokes More Flat Foot Jokes

Why do elephants have flat feet?

From jumpin' outta palm trees, duh

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Flame Duck Jokes More Flame Duck Jokes

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.