Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

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How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Why are elephants gray?

So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

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What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

A pair of slipper

Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.