April Sale - 20% Off

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

Previous Random Joke Next
Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.

What do elephants sing at Christmas?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!