They only have one pair of trunks.
So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!
They are always packing their trunk!
Because it has pp in it.
It had a bleed on its tail fin.
In case they get a hole in one!
Shoe.
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
Aardvarks don't have trunks!
