Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Who's There -Panther -Panther who?

Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!

What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!