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Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

A tusky!

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.