What do people wear when they go to a new planet?

Terraformal wear.

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What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

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Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.