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What do people wear when they go to a new planet?

Terraformal wear.

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Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.