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What do people wear when they go to a new planet?

Terraformal wear.

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Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

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Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving