What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you

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What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

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Hey, wanna hear a joke?

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Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

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Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.