What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you

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Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer.

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

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What's blue and has big ears?

An elephant at the North Pole!

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!