Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

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Why are organ donations low?

Because most people have pianos

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

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Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

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What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

Why was the haunted mansion self conscious?

Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.

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How heavy is a hipster?

One thousand instagrams

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem