Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.

How do People in New Orleans have their beer?

Watered Down

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Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

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Why was the haunted mansion self conscious?

Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

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Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

How do you make Instagram worthy coffee?

Nofilter