Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

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Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

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Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

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Why was the haunted mansion self conscious?

Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

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Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

What would you like to Instagram?

How waiters should greet people