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Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

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What do people say when Batman skips Church?

Christian Bale

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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Why was the musician arrested?

He got in treble.

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

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Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

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Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

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What about Instagram?

Instagramicide IGicide Instacide Gramicide Instadead Instagone

How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

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