Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

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What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

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Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

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What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

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Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

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Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?

Because she used #nofilter

What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life?

Selfless