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Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

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What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

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Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

How do you find the PC user in the coffee shop?

Follow the power cord.

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Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

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Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem