What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

Why do some people call it a "tuna-fish" sandwich?

It's not like anyone calls it a "chicken-bird" sandwich.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt.

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

To get food for her babies!

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.