What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt.

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander!

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.