Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
One of it's legs is a little smaller.
The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.
They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas
I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.
It had no arms.
Because it's the most painful day in their lives
It became a daddy short legs!
Lettuce Go!
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
