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What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

People Jokes More People Jokes

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.