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What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad?

Pacific rim