What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man?

The homeless man has $7 to his name.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What is a blonde's favorite vegetable?

Salad

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.