What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

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Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream?

Sure, Bert!

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What do you call a plumb in a frock?

A damson in this dress.

Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?

Because they can't dress themselves.

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What is a blonde's favorite vegetable?

Salad

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!