What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

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When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

Tennish.

What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

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Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.