What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

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Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Sundae School

What's an electrical engineers favorite flavor of ice cream?

Shocklate.

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What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

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What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.