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What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

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What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

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What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?

I'm sweet on you!

How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

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Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

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What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!