What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

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Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

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How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

What's M. Night Shyamalan's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Twist

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What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

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What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad