What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

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What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

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Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!