What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

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What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

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What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

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What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

Toga-ether we can rule the world!

Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.