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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

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Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

Who's there! Caesar! Caesar who?

Caesar quickly before she gets away!

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

Cleopatra Jokes More Cleopatra Jokes

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section