What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

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Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

Cleopatra Jokes More Cleopatra Jokes

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.