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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

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How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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What do you call a room full of comatose people?

A salad.

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Lettuce Go!

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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

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What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

Toga-ether we can rule the world!

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.