What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

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When did Caesar reign?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse?

Veni Vidi Veni

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Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

What do you get when you put two different vinaigrettes in your salad?

Cross-dressing

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How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.