What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

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What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

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What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

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What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

Cleopatra Jokes More Cleopatra Jokes

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad