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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

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What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

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How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

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What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.