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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

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What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

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What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

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Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

Toga-ether we can rule the world!