For the halibut
I'm gonna level with you.
Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.
Caesar salad
The clam before the storm!
A Thundeer
Because the trees break wind.
Thunder storms just *sound* better
That's a huge axe man!
Because he is the heart of the storm.
Storming a castle.
Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.
Thunderwear
A furrycanine
Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.
Because they love torrents.
A little shaken.
Me: Like you're good at science...
He was looking for Pooh.
Johnny Depp's stylist every day.
To the wax museum.
The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast
Scramble
So they can watch the battle
Fus Ro BAAAAAAAA.
Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.
Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains
In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.
A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.
He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.
Darude-Sandstorm
Darude Sandstorm.
