Storm Jokes

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

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How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.

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Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

Why do feminists hate church music?

Because of all the Hymns.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

He forgot the safe word

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What do you call souvenirs from the last battle of the Napoleonic wars?

Wat-heirlooms.

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

Galaxy Jokes More Galaxy Jokes

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

Teammate Jokes More Teammate Jokes

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.