Storm Jokes

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

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How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

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Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

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What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

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Standing on his head!

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Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

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How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning?

Look for Fresh Prince

How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

Just check for fresh prince

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Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

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They only had 2 trucks

Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

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Medieval Jokes More Medieval Jokes

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

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What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

Thunder Storm Jokes More Thunder Storm Jokes

Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better