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Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

Why was the fisherman wealthy and prosperous?

Because he was a master-baiter.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut