Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant?

Because they use their head.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.