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Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut