Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What goes "Hahahahaha...thud"?

Someone laughing their head off

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

Why are fishermen so good at geometry?

Cause they're good anglers.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.