Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

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What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

Why are fishermen so good at geometry?

Cause they're good anglers.

When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.