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Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.