How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

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What's a Mexican's favorite breakfast cereal?

Tacos.

What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

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Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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Why do they say all minorities look the same?

Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul.

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

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How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan