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How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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What's Subway Jared's favorite TV show?

19 Kids and Counting

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

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What game console do Latinos use most?

XBOX JUAN

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

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How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan