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How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

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What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford?

It was a Fiesta

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How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

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How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan