Mexican Immigrant Jokes

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose?

Bicycle petals!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

What do you call two Mexicans playing tennis?

Juan on Juan.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

Whats a Mexicans favorite type basketball?

Juan on Juan

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

How does a coat steal something?

They jacket