Mexican Immigrant Jokes

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons?

Jose and Hose B

What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesn't make it a leg.

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

Why did the bike fall over?

It was too tired