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Mexican Immigrant Jokes

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

Why is there no Mexican Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack?

Because they can only count to 3.

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

Why couldn't the bike stand up?

It was too tired.