Mexican Immigrant Jokes

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

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What do Mexicans use with the Wii-U?

Amiigo

What car does a Mexican drive?

A Quebrolet.

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

Whats E.T.'s first name?

Yodela

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free

What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

It stole the show!

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.