Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

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Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

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Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.

Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

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I have only my shelf to blame

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I don't know what you're blaming me for, it's your fault!

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Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

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They have nerves of steal.

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They couldn't fined him.

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He parked on a yellow lion!

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What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.