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Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song?

Blame it on the night

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the firefly keep stealing things?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit!

What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence.

Fine Jokes More Fine Jokes

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

Mit Jokes More Mit Jokes

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.