Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

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What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

What is the longest sentence that a man can make?

I do.

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Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

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What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What happens if a pig parks illegally?

It oink-urs a fine.

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What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.