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Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

What do you call someone who steals a glacier?

An iceberglar

Fine Jokes More Fine Jokes

Why was the lion-tamer fined?

He parked on a yellow lion!

Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

Mit Jokes More Mit Jokes

What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.