What is the longest sentence that a man can make?

I do.

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What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

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What's the worlds longest sentence?

I do.

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.