What is the longest sentence that a man can make?

I do.

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Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

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What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do.

Why do pens get sent to prison?

To do long sentences!