What is the longest sentence that a man can make?

I do.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

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Why do pens get sent to prison?

To do long sentences!

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.