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What is the longest sentence that a man can make?

I do.

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What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?

A widower.

What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

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When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.