Long Sentence Jokes

What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do.

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What is the longest sentence that a man can make?

I do.

What's the worlds longest sentence?

I do.

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

Why do pens get sent to prison?

To do long sentences!