Why do pens get sent to prison?

To do long sentences!

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What's scary about a white man in prison?

You know he did it

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

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What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

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Cupigs!

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Why do pens get sent to prison?

To do long sentences!

Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

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Why do pens get sent to prison?

To do long sentences!

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.