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Why do pens get sent to prison?

To do long sentences!

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

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Where do bad pigs go?

They get sent to the pen.

What do you call a pen without style?

Stylus.

Long Sentence Jokes More Long Sentence Jokes

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

Why do pens get sent to prison?

To do long sentences!