Why do pens get sent to prison?

To do long sentences!

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Why did the banker bee go to prison?

Embuzzlement!

What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

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What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!

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Why do pens get sent to prison?

To do long sentences!

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do.