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Why do pens get sent to prison?

To do long sentences!

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What was the parrot doing in prison?

It was a jail-bird!

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

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What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Where do bad pigs go?

They get sent to the pen.

What is hard and six inches long?

My pen is

Long Sentence Jokes More Long Sentence Jokes

What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do.

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.