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Why do pens get sent to prison?

To do long sentences!

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

A Snapping Turtle

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

Because it was always running out of the pen.

Long Sentence Jokes More Long Sentence Jokes

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.