Why do pens get sent to prison?

To do long sentences!

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's Welsh)

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Long Sentence Jokes More Long Sentence Jokes

What is the longest sentence that a man can make?

I do.

What's the worlds longest sentence?

I do.