What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?