What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

What do you call the girls who outrun me?

Virgins.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What does he order?

Ein stein

Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Why the long face?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.