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What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either