What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here