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What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

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Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

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Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What is Son Goku's least liked food?

Vegetta balls

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic..

Large Plane Jokes More Large Plane Jokes

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.