What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

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What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

What is the favorite sports team at the twin towers?

The Jets

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What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver.

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What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.

Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.

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What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.