Pizza Order Jokes

What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

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Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

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The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

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Australia.

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You buy it per-tater

What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

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How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

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Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

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Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

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Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.