Pizza Order Jokes

What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

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What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

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I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

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A plane one.

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Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane