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What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

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Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.

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T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

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Whole Foods?

Ripped off.

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Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

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What stories are told by basketball players?

Tall stories!

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Swish cheese.

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What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

Why aren't burgers too good at basketball?

Too many turnovers!