Basketball Player Jokes

What do you get when a basketball player gets a lung infection?

LeBronchitis

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What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

What stories are told by basketball players?

Tall stories!

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

What do a basketball player and a beer brewer have in common?

They both have hops.

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?

Hop in!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

Who the hell is this 'Foreclosure' guy?

And what is he running for

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Tall Story Jokes More Tall Story Jokes

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

A shaggy dogs tale!

What stories are told by basketball players?

Tall stories!

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick!

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.