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Basketball Player Jokes

Why are basketball players so tall?

They're knee grows.

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What do you get when a basketball player gets a lung infection?

LeBronchitis

What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

What stories are told by basketball players?

Tall stories!

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

What do a basketball player and a beer brewer have in common?

They both have hops.

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

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What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

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College Jokes More College Jokes

Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already had 10 thousand degrees.

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Favorite Jokes More Favorite Jokes

What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

Deck the halls with boughs of free cash