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Basketball Player Jokes

Why are basketball players so tall?

They're knee grows.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What do you get when a basketball player gets a lung infection?

LeBronchitis

What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

What stories are told by basketball players?

Tall stories!

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

What do a basketball player and a beer brewer have in common?

They both have hops.

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

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Turnover Jokes More Turnover Jokes

What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

Why aren't burgers too good at basketball?

Too many turnovers!

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a cheese that's not yours?

My cheese!

What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

He forgot the safe word

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What is long and hard for a black guy?

Third grade

What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.

Tall Story Jokes More Tall Story Jokes

What stories are told by basketball players?

Tall stories!

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

A shaggy dogs tale!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches?

A high medium low

Why are Americans so good at shooting?

They have the best schools for it.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Which film star is always jumping around the forest?

John Treevaulter.

What does the janitor say when he jumps out of the closet?

Supplies!!!!!!!!!!