Basketball Player Jokes

What do you get when a basketball player gets a lung infection?

LeBronchitis

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What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

What stories are told by basketball players?

Tall stories!

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

What do a basketball player and a beer brewer have in common?

They both have hops.

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

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Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

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What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

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What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

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Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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Which film star is always jumping around the forest?

John Treevaulter.

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.