Basketball Player Jokes

Why are basketball players so tall?

They're knee grows.

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What do you get when a basketball player gets a lung infection?

LeBronchitis

What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

What stories are told by basketball players?

Tall stories!

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

What do a basketball player and a beer brewer have in common?

They both have hops.

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

What do you call a black guy who goes to college?

A Basketball player.

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Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?

V2 Allah's Snackbar.

Defense Jokes More Defense Jokes

What does Al-Libi use for his defense during his trial?

His alibi.

What can you say in your defense?

Ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

Hunch Jokes More Hunch Jokes

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

What do you call an Irish basketball player with a sore back?

Hunch-black of Notre Dame

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

What is that white thing in my pork&beans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren & Stimpy

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!

Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.