Hop Jokes

A receding hare line.

Because it messes with their hops

You poke 'em on.

To the Batmobile!

With lots of hops!

A receding hare line!

Because it's made of hops.

A receding hare-line.

Because someone had trodden on his corn!

A receding hare-line.

A receding hairline.

They both have hops.

A hare dare.

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

A receding hare line.

It's made with more hops!

Cause beer is made with hops.

One with a lot of hops.

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

Because they use extra hops

Show me your brews!

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

A receding hare line.

They wanna peek-a-chu.

You poke 'em on.

He's a keeper

Can't they just get taller women

Hop Jokes

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