Hop Jokes

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile?

To the Batmobile!

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

Why do rabbits love beer?

Because it's made of hops.

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

Why was the farmer hopping mad?

Because someone had trodden on his corn!

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What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker?

Hop in.

What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

What do a basketball player and a beer brewer have in common?

They both have hops.

What's a rabbits' favorite book?

Hop on Pop.

How does the beer brewer get around with a broken ankle?

He hops.

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on Easter eggs.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

What about that new beer... by Peter Cotton Ale?

It's made with more hops!

What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?

Hop in!

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

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What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

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