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What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile?

To the Batmobile!

What about that new beer... by Peter Cotton Ale?

It's made with more hops!

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What are cats' natural predators?

Cars.

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What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!