What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

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Why was the farmer hopping mad?

Because someone had trodden on his corn!

How does the beer brewer get around with a broken ankle?

He hops.

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How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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What kind of tree barks?

A dogwood!!

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.