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What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

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What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

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What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

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What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.