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Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

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Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

Brew Jokes More Brew Jokes

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Bunny Jokes More Bunny Jokes

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

What do plums and bunnies have in common?

They're both purple, except bunnies...bunnies aren't purple