How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

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Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

Why was the farmer hopping mad?

Because someone had trodden on his corn!

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How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

What did one math book say to the other?

Man I got a lot of problems!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

What does a beer say when it's cold?

Buuuurrrrrr!!!

Brew Jokes More Brew Jokes

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

Bunny Jokes More Bunny Jokes

What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

A hopscotch

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?

Bunny and Clyde.