How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

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Why was the ghost sad?

A lot of different reasons.

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

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Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

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Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

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What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.