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What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

A hopscotch

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Kilt Jokes More Kilt Jokes

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

Hopscotch Jokes More Hopscotch Jokes

What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

A hopscotch

What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

Bunny Jokes More Bunny Jokes

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love

What do plums and bunnies have in common?

They're both purple, except bunnies...bunnies aren't purple