Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers
Kilt
The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.
He kilt himself
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
A hopscotch
Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal
Scott!
The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.
I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.
I love ewe!
I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.
Because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.
A skimpy.
A community centre
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH
He thought it would help him with his hit detection.
Night manager at McDonalds.
Quarter pounder.
You're hired" "Not guilty"
You can hear someone scooting aboot in it
Second Caribou: A maybee.
It went back four seconds.