Because their sheep can hear zippers.
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Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers
You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!
He got kilt.
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Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!
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The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.
He kilt himself
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
A hopscotch
Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal
Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.
Scott!
Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.
An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!
Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed
Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
12 months
Tree fellers Edit: Wooo gold!
Whatever their name is, you insensitive jerk.
He ran into wrong wall at train station
To run their hands through their hair
One in Fife
The man responded, "Like a glove".
A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.
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