Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers
Kilt
The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.
He kilt himself
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
A hopscotch
Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal
Scott!
Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...
Quarter pounder.
Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed
An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
A quarter pounder with cheese.
The mare, of course
Shellular*, of course...
Nostalgia
Who are you wearing *
Let's go PAL.
PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.
The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.