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How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

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Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

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Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

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Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife