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How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

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How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

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One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

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How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."