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How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

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When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

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Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

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How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

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Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife