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You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)
Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)
She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.
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One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".
The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."