How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

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How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.

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What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.