How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

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How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

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What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

Why did they stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.