How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

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What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

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What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination