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What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

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What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

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What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

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What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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What did the bartender say to the horse?

Bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.