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What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

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Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

Eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

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What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

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Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.