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What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

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Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

Humanity Jokes More Humanity Jokes

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

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When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.