What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

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What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

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What is it called when someone gets destroyed at online chess?

Extreme Pawnage

What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers