What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

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Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run