What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

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What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

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Because you're breaking wind.

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