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What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NA'CHO CHEESE

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What do you call a mouse with no balls?

Optical.

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing