What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

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How does cheese get more mature?

Fromage

What is Rhiannas favorite type of cheese?

Mozzarella-ella-ella

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What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

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What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation?

A quadratic equation

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

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What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.