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What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

Taking out a provoloan

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

What is a Snake in a Cage?

The tale of a rat.

Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.