What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

What do you call ratting out the President's daughter for smoking weed?

High treason.

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

I get a click out of you.

What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!