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What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver!

What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a stolen yam?

A hot potato.

What do you call a robotic transforming Malaysian airliner?

If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.