What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

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What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

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Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

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What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.