What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

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What type of cheese is made backwards?

Edam

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

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What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

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The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.

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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

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What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

I get a click out of you.

What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin