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Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

Movement Jokes More Movement Jokes

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement

Computer Screen Jokes More Computer Screen Jokes

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.