Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

Stop with the cheesey jokes!

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!

Movement Jokes More Movement Jokes

What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

Computer Screen Jokes More Computer Screen Jokes

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!