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Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!

What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

I get a click out of you.

Movement Jokes More Movement Jokes

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement

Computer Screen Jokes More Computer Screen Jokes

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!