Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

Stop with the cheesey jokes!

What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

Movement Jokes More Movement Jokes

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

Computer Screen Jokes More Computer Screen Jokes

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.