Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

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E Jokes More E Jokes

Who's the chief of the internet?

E-ronimo!

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

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Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Computer Screen Jokes More Computer Screen Jokes

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!