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Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

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How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

Her natalie

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

Computer Screen Jokes More Computer Screen Jokes

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.