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Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office.

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

Her natalie

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

Computer Screen Jokes More Computer Screen Jokes

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!