Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

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How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

What's a nanny's favorite letter?

I don't know, but it's not E.

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Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

How does James Bond type e-mails?

With his goldfinger.

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What do you call a three-footed aardvark?

A yardvark!

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

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How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

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Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!