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Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

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E Jokes More E Jokes

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his foot?

Mitosis.

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

Computer Screen Jokes More Computer Screen Jokes

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!