Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

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Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

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How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Computer Screen Jokes More Computer Screen Jokes

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.