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How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the most popular soup in China?

Chicken poodle soup...I know, I know booooo

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do blondes carpool?

They meet up a work

How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

When is my wife's favorite day to make love?

Tomorrow

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!