Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.
We don't know, they've never tried it.
Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**
I said. "Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
A group of dentists who work together.
Because she had a frog in her throat.
Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!
I'll post the answer tomorrow.
A calendar has dates.
His days were numbered.
It just makes you look photosynthesis.
Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...
