How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

"I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do Chinese workers work so hard?

Because their companies are always short-staffed.

What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common?

Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.