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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!

What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

What does a 500 pound parakeet say?

TWEET!!!