How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

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Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

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Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

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What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

Why is Tylenol white?

Because it works

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What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

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Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

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Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.