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How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

When is my wife's favorite day to make love?

Tomorrow

How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"