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How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

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How do you know statisticians are always serious?

They mean what they say.

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How does JokeExplainBot work?

Having all that trivial information must be a big distraction...

Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st?

I am dismayed!

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

If I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.